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» posted on Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 at 8:34 am by Lily
Ten Reasons Why A Man Carries A Bag of Cash on His Motorcycle
A motorcyclist carrying a bag of cash near LA drops the bag out on the busy freeway. Motorists stop to grab fluttering bills, ignoring danger. Who carries a bag of cash on a motorcycle ??? I cannot help but think that this bag of cash was a result of or was meant to be involved in some illegal thing, like a drug buy, payoff or a bribe.
All seriousness aside, here are ten possible reasons why a guy would be carrying a bag of cash on a motorcycle on the freeway:
1. He is ugly and he needed to get laid.
2. He needed more white socks for his sandals this summer.
3. He was on his way to buy Galaxy tickets to see David Beckham up close.
4. His tithe to the Church of Scientology was overdue.
5. He was hosting a barbeque that weekend and needed to buy meat.
6. He was on his way to an auction for a date with Megan Fox.
7. He was meeting Al Gore to try to offset his carbon footprint.
8. The money was for PETA, so they would leave him and his leather jacket alone.
9. It was Perez Hilton, always keeping cash on hand in exchange for insider info.
10. That was John Edwards’ staff with Rielle Hunter’s monthly hush money.
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